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Friday, July 30, 2004

Andrew Ross on global warming

A teaser from a book I'm writing on astrology, celebrity, and conspiracy...

In Strange Weather: Culture, Science and Technology in the Age of Limits, Ross relies on Bruno Latour's critique of scientific rationality to defend the "irrationality' of New Age science: first of all, according to Ross, the quantum revolution has "relaxed" the difference between the rational and the irrational.  In addition, Ross points out that it was Latour who "observed that "'irrationality' is always an accusation made by someone who wants else out of the way."

In his work as a progressive historian of science, Latour criticized the social constructedness of scientific authority and scientific objectivity. According to Latour's critique, "science," "technology" are contested terms, fought over by "experts" hoping to secure more power and funding for themselves. Even more politically significant are the carefully guarded boundaries between scientific facts and "pseudo-scientific beliefs." In this kind of critique, skepticism is directed at the institutionality of scientific fact and tolerance displayed prominently for the contestatory "populism" of 'pseudo-scientific' belief or irrationality.

Ironically, thirteen years after the publication of Strange Weather, Latour is eating humble pie in the form of his own anti-objective, anti-Enlightenment positions, at least in his most recent article, "Why has Critique Run out of Steam? From Matters of Fact to Matters of Concern" published in Critical Inquiry. Latour confronts the Republican strategist Frank Luntz's pointed use of scientific uncertainty about "the facts' in his arguments against the reality of global warming and the green house effect. By trying to shake the foundations of scientific fact and by trying to provide more room for 'interpretation,' Latour now realizes that he has added fuel to the fire for arguments such as these that were made by Right-wing functionaries against the Kyoto Protocols, "The problem for policymakers is that no one knows what constitutes a "dangerous" concentration of greenhouse gases. There exists, as yet, no scientific basis for defining such a concentration, or even for knowing whether it is more or less than current levels."

- See what progressive scientists have to say about this the Right's distortion and censorship of scientific research. If the Right wanted EVEN more fuel for their anti-global warming fires, they would have found Andrew Ross's Strange Weather analysis very handy, "Global warming theory is nothing if not a high cultural expression of Western science, dominant in the field of interpretation of the climactic economy."  Strange weather indeed. To be perfectly fair, Ross later insists that he is not disputing the scientific theory of global warming, for that is the province of the despised and over-funded specialist - ("these theories draw their power in the world from an elite culture peopled by those accustomed, by education and an inherited sense of entitlement, to see the globe as part of their dominion.") Check out the creepy website giving Right wing apparatchiks talking points to challenge "regulatory excess" on environmental issues such as ozone depletion and climate change.

Now that the Right has appropriated the critique of scientific fact and reason to discredit decades of research on global warming in order to justify their energy-industry friendly policies, we can finally expose the lack of political, critical and methodological substance in Ross's pseudo-populist critique of science. Ross basically ignores the work of Richard Hofstadter, who shows that the American Right has always hated science and specialists for being "elitist": Theodor Adorno demonstrates how this suspicion of the "specialist" is one enduring aspect of the authoritarian personality who PREFERS strong men over complexity. In 2004, when Bruno Latour realizes that the implications of his own critique of scientific fact is being abused by right-wing demagogues, he makes a desperate appeal to the values of "protecting and caring" that are once again highly compatible with conservative religiosity.

This is in the end, what is so disturbing about both Ross and Latour: their academic piety. For Ross, it is catch phrases like "popular culture of experience and local memory," for Latour, it is "protecting and caring" that are mobilized as insurance policies against critical thinking. If I were a conspiracy theorist I would say that in the case of Andrew Ross, it is almost as if the powers that be are rewarding this kind of half-baked work in the humanities in order to promote a false image of Leftism and "politics." They're laughing behind their French cuffs and Blackberries as Ross leads pied piper-like, NYU grads and undergrads straight to the worship of error and false gods. But that would be crazy, right?

Thursday, July 29, 2004

a new New Age - in with the old

Enhance this! An announcement flash-backs across my screen:

RU Sirius has just published his eighth issue of NeoFiles, an online
magazine about technology and human potential.


No, don't tell me Mondo 2000 comes out of retirement? Are you serious?

In the new issue, transhumanist Max More talks about the Extropians, Pat Kane discusses play as work, and Tom Greco
explores the real value of money: www.Life-Enhancement.com


Argh.

So you think you're so special?

Are you one of those crazy people who don't want to make lots of
money??? Do you think you're better than other people? Do you think
you're something special?

Yeah, Thomas Frank has made the point! In these United States,
refusing to be greedy is seen as a sign of one's disgusting ELITISM!
You mean you're working on something that isn't profitable? Why, you
must be some fancy pants INTELLECTUAL! Maybe you even belong to a
Union -- those CRAZY organizations that actually negotiate for better
wages for LOTS of people at once. Union members are insane, they give
their money away to belong to an organization we know is run by the
Mafia. Why can't Union members just be like everyone else and
ass-kiss their way to the top? What's this thing called collective
bargaining? Who needs job security when you can be groped by Adam
Smith's invisible hand?

You don't like money? You're too good for money? Are you FRENCH?
Lazy ass Europeans, always on vacation or having lunch! What can you
do with free time if you don't have any MONEY?

Wednesday, July 28, 2004

Diversity in the Workplace, 2

Sometimes when you start working for a big outfit where minor corruption and small slights are the order of the day, you imagine yourself the hero/heroine of some action adventure film, caught up in a web of intrigue and betrayal. You think you can be an action figure-like a beacon of righteousness, and shining your love light in the darkness of the bureaucratic grind of a behemoth called __________ (the name of your employer here). You work hard, you make waves, small things are changed. Some Gene Hackman like figure is going to cut through the bullshit and reward you. And small rewards are thrown your way. You recruit new employees. You play by the rules: you get a little power. You sculpt your hopes to the liking of your higher-ups. You allow yourself to be photographed for publicity materials, advertising the astonishing diversity of the University or Company. You wait trembling for your yearly evaluations, your raise. This infuriates you because you believe like EVERYONE else around you that you are treated unfairly, that you have been slighted, overlooked by the mediocre mean-spirited assholes in administration. It is clear that you are underappreciated, that you could have been a star, that you have given everything, the best years of your life to the behemoth. You undermine your coworkers' initiatives, you question everyone's loyalty, you think people are deceiving you, you delight in denying them what they want. You are an asshole. You work for the forces of darkness.

Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Diversity in the Workplace, 1

Advice is authoritarian. If you ask for it, you've asked for it. Top
down organizations like corporations and universities like to help
their new hirelings along, especially if they're women or minorities.
There are an array of new programs with disciplinary names to keep
everyone in his/her place: retention and empowerment programs,
mentorship programs, you give me your life and I'll think about
letting you keep your job programs. Funny thing is, they never needed
this kind of thing in the old boy club. I've seen how the old boys do
it. A weaker man (publishes less, is less distinguished, maybe he is
just a little bit incompetent) allies himself with a stronger one by
showing him his jugular. Strong one doesn't kill weak one. Weak one
keeps job, weak one owes strong one job. Strong one uses weak one
against others, and builds a network of weak ones who owe strong one
everything. Enter female into picture, enter two females into this
picture. Weak ones cannot compete with strong one for female
attention, weak one disappears (temporarily). One female is GOOD,
other female BAD. Very BAD. One female more charming than other
female. Other female shunted aside. Charming female good. Strong one
like charming one. Charming one asks strong one for ADVICE. Strong
one LIKE, strong one VERY VERY like. Strong one becomes charming
one's MENTOR. Not-so charming female too independent, no smile
enough. She no NEED ADVICE??? Strong one spreads dislike of not so
charming female. Weak one pipes in to agree with strong one. THEN
charming female gets other job offer. Strong one ANGRY, very ANGRY.
Why she want to LEAVE US???? Charming one takes the other job. Not
so charming one becomes GOOD female. She like us. She want to STAY
with US!!! Weak one trashes charming female in person and behind her
back. Weak one happy to please strong one. Strong one ANGRY, very
ANGRY. Why women betray us? Why so ungrateful?
Strong one and Weak
one male-male couple show how underlings should behave in Department
or Unit -- be submissive to Strong one. Agree with him, never leave
and ye shall prosper like the lilies of the field.

Friday, July 23, 2004

Home-Improvement, Self-Improvement

Fox announced a new reality television cable channel. They're actually not the first to try 24/7 reality TV - last year Wired toted Reality Central, a startup network. In Britain, they're offering Reality TV porn -

but now, the cheapo genre is taking Iraq by storm! A Christian Science Monitor story explores one of many new "reality" TV shows which have launched on Iraqi television stations in recent months. One of these programs is a home makeover show in which producers bring donated materials to bombed-out houses and try to fix 'em up.

"This is a big surprise," says Ahmed Hassan Kadhim, standing in the doorway with a gap-toothed grin. "What can I say?"- "We've brought you a whole set of furniture!" says Ms. Zubair. "We're trying to compensate you for what you lost!"

Labor and Materials is Iraq's answer to Extreme Home Makeover and the country's first reality TV show. In 15-minute episodes, broken windows are made whole again. Blasted walls slowly rise again. Fancy furniture and luxurious carpets appear without warning in the living rooms of poor families. Over six weeks, houses blasted by US bombs regenerate in a home-improvement show for a war-torn country.

Sunday, July 18, 2004

Watch this Space

I'm on vacation for a week and will probably be eating of the shellfish abomination (www.godhatesshrimp.com). I'm already screwed in terms of the afterlife. Never having been baptized, the highest I'll ever make it in the heavenly rankings is limbo, so the hell with it. I'll eat up! Read this
for an extremely edifying discussion
regarding anti-gay, anti-shellfish old testament teachings.

Keep visiting, I will be back! New posts will include -- "Deprivation Makes People Crazy" and "Express YOUR Higher Yearnings!"

Saturday, July 17, 2004

Re: Real Estate Porn

Excerpt from an interview with Peter Lamborn Wilson, at info.interactivist.net

"[...] the fact of the matter is that America doesn't produce anything anymore. A couple of years ago, we passed the halfway mark from being a so-called productive economy to a services economy. What are services? You tell me. Whatever it means, we don't make pencils. We don't make cement. We don't make ladies garments or roll cigars. We don't even manufacture computers. In other words, we don't make anything,, especially not around here. There are a few cement factories left up in Greene County, but basically, industry died here in the fifties. It was a long slow death, certainly over by the seventies. There was a depression, so artists, who are certainly not blameless in this, discovered low real estate prices and low rents, and they started to move up here. And the gap between the artists and the real estate developers has gotten very small in our modern times, down to where it's almost nothing.

So for a few years the artists and their friends came up here and got bargains and moved in, and now artists' studios in Beacon sell for a quarter-million dollars. And we're talking about a one-room building on a half-acre lot. You want a house? Half-a-million. Do you know any artists who can afford that? The point is that there's a lot of boosterism for the arts in the Hudson Valley because there's no other economy. It's either that or "green tourism," which in my mind is a disgusting term and something that I don't want to see promoted in any way. It's a commodification of nature, turning nature into a source of profit for the managerial caste in the Hudson Valley. That's not the solution I'm interested in.

We have all these knee-jerk phrases that in the sixties sounded like communist revolution, and now are just corpses in the mouths of real estate developers. 'Sustainable development'-that means very expensive houses for vaguely ecologically conscious idiots from New York. It has nothing to do with a sustainable economy or permaculture. They talk about agriculture, they get all weepy about it, but they won't do anything for the family farms because family farms use pesticides and fertilizers, which is a terrible sin in the minds of these people. So they're perfectly happy to see the old farms close down and build McMansions, as long as they're green McMansions, of course, with maybe a little solar power so they can boast about how they are almost off the grid. This is just yuppie poseurism. It's fashionable to be green, but it's not at all fashionable to wonder about the actual working class and farming people and families that you're dispossessing. This is a class war situation, and the artists are unfortunately not on the right side of the battle. If we would just honestly look at what function we're serving in this economy, I'm afraid we would see that we're basically shills for real estate developers."

(via nettime)

Friday, July 16, 2004

Real estate porn

Americans no longer dwell in their homes -- they inhabit real estate speculation. Imagine if Heidegger's Black Forest hut appreciated in value by 40% a year. Would he have been able to concentrate so well on his phenomenology? Wouldn't he be worrying about how to trade up to a tasteful A-frame? Or was he just renting???

Everyone is being driven crazy by the idea that by just living (in a house,) a fortune could be made. Woe to the young and poor if they think they can grab a piece of this insane pie! Homeowners feel smugly superior -- as if buying a house had been some Warren Buffet-inspired flash of fiscal genius.

If you thought a home was shelter, think again -- check out all the glowing windows of real estate agencies all over metropolitan areas in the US. Then check out the gaunt looks of the people staring at the ads and you'll realize it is as if they were staring into one of those Amsterdam windows where a real live beauty gave clients a tantalizing glimpse of what happiness might be. The real estate porn addict doesn't measure lust by bust size, but by square footage, the more obscene the better. Thrill seekers get the 4000 square foot homes that have drained an endangered species' ENTIRE wetland habitat. Or better yet, Wall Street banker pays the equivalent of an entire Mid-Western State's higher education budget for for Hudson River Views and 14 foot ceilings.

Black Forest Century 21 Real Estate Agent to Heidegger: Martin, can I show you a beautiful little stone cottage with hot-tub, gorgeous views, sparkling stream IN YOUR OWN BACKYARD? You will love the details! -- Yes it has a subzero refrigerator, that's what I'm talking about! We're closing on hut sale on Friday, the young couple's financing just came through -- hold on, I've got to take a call from Jean-Paul, you know how picky he is! He still hasn't bought yet!

Re: Sexy Adorno

Take two pages Adorno and call me in the morning

Before we all get bogged down by what an old-school prog-rocker Theo
Adorno was, check out Ben Watson's book Frank Zappa: The Negative
Dialectics of Poodle Play
(St. Martin's 1996). I regale you with
a few quotes:

From the New York Times Book Review: "An impassioned attempt to
demonstrate that Zappa was not just a musical innovator but a
wordsmith on par with James Joyce and a philosopher on par with
Theodor Adorno."

From Publishers Weekly: "discusses Zappa's music in the context of
avant-garde art, William Blake, Wyndham Lewis's Vorticist prose, punk
rock and the Marxist politics of the French leftist group
Situationist International"

From Amazon: "This 700 page tome will certainly be cited by our music
historian descendants. In fairness, it may confound today's Zappa
fans with it's copious references to Adorno, Freud, and Marx, but is
likely to delight the erudite with its excerpts of the playfully
situationist lyrics of Zappa, completely deconstructed by Watson."

From Library Journal: "Watson briefly sketches Zappa's early life,
then uses a Marxist framework to analyze chronologically the
importance of songs on the 57 albums that Zappa released until his
untimely death in December 1993. Throughout, the author uncovers the
classical, avant-garde, and rhythm and blues roots of Zappa's music
[...]"

From Ingram: "Too iconoclastic, too rude, too idiosyncratic to be
easily embraced by the music world or the critics, the late Frank
Zappa lives on by having established the avant-garde musical seat in
the pantheon of artistic genres. Here, Watson details the esoteric
and ambitious work of one of this century's most dedicated and
unclassifiable masters of freedom and imagination."

Thursday, July 15, 2004

Sexy Adorno

Recently, Der Spiegel published very erotic excerpts from Adorno's sex diaries, confirming what a small circle knew all along -- the man was a stud.

I won't reprint the translation of the hot encounter here, (let's just say that there was a judicious dose of B&D) because
what I'm more interested in is the way he continues to blow my MIND!

Now I understand why they don't teach critical theory (or continental philosophy for that matter) in public high schools in this country -- because reading Adorno (or Hegel) for that matter is a more intense trip than any drug experience on the market. The guy was completely WILD! I mean Dave Hickey is a good writer and everything --very smooth, but if you want to get REALLY freaky -- get down with the dialectic and you'll never see the straight world in the same way again. I promise, or your money back.

Let me give you just (almost randomly chosen) one excerpt from Adorno's "Notes on Kafka"

"His texts are designed not to sustain a constant distance between themselves and their victim, but rather to agitate his feelings to a point where he fears that the narrative will shoot toward him like a locomotive in a three-dimensional film."

Of course, you can join the millions of satisfied Hickey and Paglia readers who can pat themselves on the back for trashing "junior professors" and their vulgar marxo-feminism. Yeah, beat up on eggheads -- everyone will cheer you on! I've never heard of a less risky proposition than to trash tenured bureaucrats in print. Now I've been screwed over by my share of t. b.'s, but I'm not about to sign on the dotted line of Hickey's market populism and Paglia's dumbass feminist bashing. In the spirit of full disclosure: I was in her class at Yale on "Decadence," and all I can say is, it was NOT sexy.

Wednesday, July 14, 2004

Take It Back!

Remember "Take Back the Night!" marches? 80s feminism responds to
"violence" in the "night" by drumming up the troops - to do what? To
raise awareness of violence against women and children by marching
down the streets of campus towns!

The statistics Take Back the Nighters recite ARE chilling, but being
aware of or against violence against women and children is NOT a
political position. It was a rallying point briefly for campus
feminism because, and I didn't know this when I was on campus, it
imitated the Temperance Movement's bluestocking posture.

Take Back the Night has al the elements of eighties activism - no
class consciousness (There is a big class divide here that is not
included in the stats), an excess of self-righteousness, sentimental
tone, and a moralizing attitude as silly as Phyllis Schlafly's. I
went on those marches in college, I walked through the streets of New
Haven, arm in arm with heiresses, fist raised. Take Back the Night
marches made us feel as if we were GOOD people.

When the Left is hypnotized by the Right's success at rallying its
troops to moral causes, it fails. It can only offer discounted or
moderate imitations of the Rights' hypocrisy. People on both
sides of the political divide keep trying to take positions that were
unassailable.

I say, let's take back the public sphere, take back the media, take
back critical thinking, take back democracy!

Re: Help Yourself!

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Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Help Yourself

Cultural Studies or the "new humanism" sells itself as a
revolutionary method of investigation or an innovative way of being
-- creative, flexible -- all of this appears rather benign, until
business culture begins to sell "revolutionary and innovative" to
consumers as ITS identity.

If the 18th and 19th centuries were times of enormous struggle in
Europe to forge a new subject, original, private, bourgeois,
discerning, generous,sentimental, creative and distinctive, the 21st
century seems to be marked by the appearance of a new entity --the
Brand, or the Corporate Name and Logo that wants to assume those
"heroic" qualities of the bourgeois individual. In the 90s New
Economy, business culture was supposed to be a Messianic force that
would liberate us from oppression at work.

Remember how the New Economy workplace was supposed to be filled with
employees playing hacky sack and doing yoga? Remember how it was a
place where the boss and the mail clerk dressed alike, reflecting the
lack of both hierarchy and bureaucracy? Remember how New Economy
businesses were supposed to be as flexible as ballerinas and and
creative as Vincent Van Gogh? And successful entrepreneurs were
represented as the apotheosis of the self-actualized human being.

In the therapeutic language of self-improvement manuals, each
creative, flexible person exists in a purely monadic space. What is
absent from this world is a notion of contradiction or conflict. This
is why self help culture and business culture are deeply
anti-democratic.