God, not Gravity makes you fall!
Breaking News! Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory
Thanks to Jost for bringing this news to our attention.
Out of Kansas comes Evangelical Physics who say that "secular" physics are just not consistent in theories of gravity. Consistency in the Evangelical mind is perhaps the criteria by which all truths and truth values should be judged and THAT'S why the Bible should be read literally, because we all know how consistent God was. Especially about shellfish and abomination -- do not eat the creepy crawly swarmy things -- and do not eat of the animals of the cloven hoof!
Satan's falling out of Paradise and Jesus' ascension to Heaven are not explicable if you follow the strict gravitists [sic]. Wow!
OK, so let me know how not to be disgusted with this kind of delusional Christian logic. Please!!! My sarcasm is a defense against my outrage. Says one Kansan, "We Just want our children to be educated properly..." for what may one ask? For life on another planet? Who is to say that we live on Earth?
I'm really looking for the right level of balance here. The Onion article is actually an example of pure restraint, so why should I not allow myself to become exercised? Help me, I've fallen down and I can't get up!
Thanks to Jost for bringing this news to our attention.
Out of Kansas comes Evangelical Physics who say that "secular" physics are just not consistent in theories of gravity. Consistency in the Evangelical mind is perhaps the criteria by which all truths and truth values should be judged and THAT'S why the Bible should be read literally, because we all know how consistent God was. Especially about shellfish and abomination -- do not eat the creepy crawly swarmy things -- and do not eat of the animals of the cloven hoof!
Satan's falling out of Paradise and Jesus' ascension to Heaven are not explicable if you follow the strict gravitists [sic]. Wow!
OK, so let me know how not to be disgusted with this kind of delusional Christian logic. Please!!! My sarcasm is a defense against my outrage. Says one Kansan, "We Just want our children to be educated properly..." for what may one ask? For life on another planet? Who is to say that we live on Earth?
I'm really looking for the right level of balance here. The Onion article is actually an example of pure restraint, so why should I not allow myself to become exercised? Help me, I've fallen down and I can't get up!
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