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Monday, May 30, 2005
Sunday, May 29, 2005
nice coffee table
California's population now double that of New York
Saturday, May 28, 2005
Leo loves Tina (but he prays to dinosaurs)
Need I say more? He's only four and she's older by a few months, but I think he's smitten. Of course, Leo is (still) more interested in worshipping dinosaurs than chasing girls. He told me the other night that he prays to dinosaurs. He said this in both English and Chinese. I asked him quite stupidly "What do you say to dinosaurs when you pray to them?" prompting the impatient response, "And dinosaurs pray to me."
It's not about the message, it's the medium -- an open line of reciprocal communication with creatures he believes all powerful, gigantic, ancestral and impossibly distant.
The beginnings of religious feeling....
Thursday, May 26, 2005
Rummy
the dems are no opposition party
I try to remind myself that things weren't all so great in the Clinton years, and that Clinton himself was mightily flawed, and might have to bear some responsibility for the turn to the right that we seem destined to travel at least for the foreseeable future, but it is fricking hard to keep a balanced view of all this.
Adorno's and Horkheimer's lessons about liberalism's inevitable seduction by fascism seems to be playing itself out with a vengeance: the combination of the most powerful culture and military industries in the world have hypnotized the American electorate. The Right-wing understood how to be modern -- through commodity fetishism AND militarism -- it seems that La Haye's Left Behind series is like one long product placement for Hummers -- and that there is no juggernaut more powerful in this puritanical nation than the combination of apocalyptic violence and large gas guzzling vehicles.
The Left is really being Left behind, especially when it proves itself so spinelessly ready to compromise with the Republicans on appellate court judges who worship corporate power and scorn anyone who dares to challenge it.
Dangerous Clowns
The state of public debate has never been great, but it has probably nose-dived recently. The rate of descent into McCarthy-era witch-hunting, self-censorship that Pamela Troy describes our being driven into by David Horowitz and company is giving me nosebleed.
I don't think we're in danger of regressing, we've gone back already, and in many ways, the alliances between outraged Republicans and Democrats that brought Joe McCarthy seem to have little chance of being revived.
Saturday, May 21, 2005
MoveOn Pac puts a little star wars in to the Senate
Is this good for George Lucas and bad for politics to make everyone believe that we are all innocent little R2D2's, rolypoly Yoda's fighting againgst the dark lords of the frist?
Are we avoiding complexity and politics and history by joseph campbellizing this whole situation into a 'journey of the hero' jungian piece of seductive but empty bs? And is it giving too much charisma to the extremely banal and perhaps even more evil Frist to compare him with Anakin Skywalker, savior of the galaxy gone very, very bad?
Friday, May 20, 2005
human rights crisis and no one seems to care
As long as we as a nation, condone even one secret act of torture, one lynching and one secret killing we countersign a logic of perversion -- which means that we can do to the Other if we are stronger, anything we like -- with total impunity. The Other is just an instrument in our fantasies that ANYTHING is permissible when strong meets weak. This is regression of the most brutal kind.
There are twentysomethings in Iraq and Afghanistan running wild, given free rein to act out upon the bodies of their prisoners. They have been told that "Geneva Conventions" do not apply. The superego has gone on vacation. It is the intolerable psychic price that we are paying for this war on terror and while we romanticize fetuses, we treat our fellow human beings as the objects of our sadistic fantasy.
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Star Wars Politicized
Monday, May 16, 2005
go native go kitsch
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Sunday, May 15, 2005
Harvardland
A local kindergarten in the area is called Stanford. Not Stanfordland.
It just goes to show that in the war of international branding for higher education, my alma mater, Yale, is losing.
Saturday, May 14, 2005
The greens win in Taiwan.
How could the Taiwanese resist those cuddly creatures and the cuddly Communists, who really just want to be one big happy family?
Hmmm....I am no fan of Chen Shui-bian and while I don't think it was a choice between the lesser of two evils, it was a choice between the joys of bowing down to soft authoritarianism and the risk, the real danger of sovereignty.
Personally, I spent the entire in a conference about contemporary art that was a lively, but not particularly political affair and I had to deal with the friendliest Deleuzian I have ever met. But despite all their talk about singularity, incommunicability, the monad, and the infernally productive fantasy machines of anti-Oedipal assemblages, I found him rather predictable, but mostly sympathetic. He apologized for being anti-Oedipal since I represented "psychoanalysis" and we were very diplomatic. I told him that there was no account of aggressivity in Deleuze and therefore, it was a sort of metaphysics. I said, for instance, "I might want to strangle you, but I am very civilized and well behaved and I won't."
He cringed. Most Deleuzians are guys, and they're all tall and think and lanky. He told me that we were on the same side, fighting with the same gong fu, but he was using Crane Fist, and i was using Monkey Fist and I said, "Fine, I can accept that."
Friday, May 13, 2005
destroying Gehry building @ UCI
These buildings reflect a moment when the University successfully sought to achieve the same distinction in the architecture of its physical plan as it does in its academic endeavors and they should be a source of pride to the campus and the university. To anyone who cares about the arts or about architecture, tearing down these buildings will irreparably undermine the credibility of UCI as a serious intellectual institution.
The fact sheet sent around with the announcement remarks that Gehry's building appears in several publications but is a "minor" work, and moreover would be preserved in a "paper record." It does not say that it is a part of a larger complex designed by Gehry, or that paper records are no substitute for the real building, but would only remind people of its destruction.
Thursday, May 12, 2005
blogging may cost you your job!
Wednesday, May 11, 2005
Leo would have voted for Bush
I hadn't thought of Bush as particularly telegenic, but I realized that even while I thought Kerry was giving Bush a thrashing, Leo saw that Bush was somehow vulnerable and out of it. And because I am always trying to see things from Leo's point of view, I have been trying to take a look at Bush (I haven't been arguing about Social Security reform and Senate filibusters wtih Leo, or the cost of Bush's war on America's working classes), and I kind of saw what he meant. I understood why Leo liked Bush. But I am glad that I don't make decisions the way Leo does. Leo also balances on banisters and thinks nothing of sticking the bottom of an umbrella that has been scraped along the street into his mouth for fun. If he had his way, he would eat candy, Macdonald's soft ice cream cones and cookies for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I suppose I am saying something about the American electorate then more than I am saying something about Bush. But sho is going to play in loco parentis to an entire nation?
Just as I try to refrain from saying "I told you so," to Leo when he falls into a puddle I have been yelling at him to avoid, I suppose we have to refrain from screeching that to the yellow ribbon crew right now. Democracy is really f***ed if we're responding to the issues with the perspecuity of a four year old.
But the Right has been fighting for years for our right to regress in public no less. My exercise in identifying with Leo has made me see Bush in a more sanguine way, but it has also taught me one thing -- not everyone is ready to vote!
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
The Japanese Blood Type Hype
And now here is confirmation that many of these pseudo-scientific theories were introduced in Asia by the Japanese militarist government during the twenties and thirties. They were adopting, translating, applying Nazi theories of blood types in order to try to "breed" a better soldier. Read about the blood types in Japan.
well, I'm glad, malcolm
just don't
Monday, May 09, 2005
Holiday Village, ruins of modernity

This holiday village at Baishawan outside of Taipei was built and never occupied.
Haunted by the thousands of holiday seekers who would never come here, it stands as a ruin of modernity -- a truly ghostly monument to vacation untaken, plans unrealized.
(photo courtesy of Lindsay Cox.)
Professors vs. Syllabi
Well I finally figured out why these documents, along with course descriptions, reading lists, goals of the course, attendance policies, methods of assessments and bibliographies have become so important in today's Corporate-style University. They are the tools of management yes -- and furthermore, they do make the student-teacher relationship a legal contract to which students can hold teachers. But here is the underlying real reason why syllabi RULE -- because professors don't anymore.
In Taiwan, the professors still possess enough authority from the charisma of office to dominate, change, throw out and laugh at syllabi. Students accept this because they accept the professor to be more powerful than the syllabus.
Not so in the US, where teaching assistant, part-time lecturers, etc. are delivering undergraduate education. Administration says that therefore, we must perform "quality control," surveillance and stream-lining of this document.
status quo is not good for democracy
Thursday, May 05, 2005
children's theater

Leo as a chicken, during a night of children's theater consisting of overacting adults and loud, loud music...made me realize how hard it is really to make theater for children, especially in Chinese/Taiwanese culture. No doubt about it, he is cute, but whose theater is this? How much fun did he have dressed as a chicken?
Middle class parents everywhere look to amplify, enhance and stimulate from the very first moments of a child's life. Have parents become "managers" of childhood or performance optimizers?
If so, the best we may be able to hope for is a bit of occasional benign neglect in the old chicken coop.
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
KMT leader Lien visits his grade school in Xian
You probably have to understand Chinese to get the full effect, but the cutting back and forth from school play to reaction shot is pretty good.
Acceptable Risk
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Monday, May 02, 2005
"Tiger" (Apple OS 10.4) sucks
this so-called "upgrade" is a horrible mess. I am not surprised that
most of the apple website is incapacitated this weekend, as most
people realize their treasured computer has just been rendered lame
and numb.
1) my quicktime pro key is not accepted any more
2) my iChat (which I use daily and need every day) won't work any more
3) several apps say they cannot connect to the net (others can)
4) the machine crashes every hour or so
5) spotlight took over 10 hours to get ready
6) adobe acrobat 7 no longer runs
7) nicecast no longer runs (yes, I updated it)
8) camino crashes regularly (yes, it's updated)
9) mySQL refuses to launch, stating a Java exception...
should I go on? or should I get my money back and launch a few more
salvos to document the effects of this snake-oil product? to begin
with, let's demand that it's called what it is: a stupid downgrade.




















