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Consumer Retorts: rants and raves on the business of self- and home-improvement

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Back in the USA

Back in the US (in Brooklyn) and here are some first impressions, including self-critique:

1. Northwest Airlines sucks and it has the crankiest service crossing the Pacific. Is this because I have been completely immersed in the hyperconsumerist social order of Taiwan, which makes US airlines look like East German state monopolies?

2. The paranoia of airport security does not serve security interests. Why? Because they had to X-Ray Leo's giant stuffed baby alligator twice because it wasn't photographed correctly the first time. Not only is this a waste of time, I think that doing it "by the book" actually causes airport security employees to lose all initiative and intuition. Following the rules replaces "thinking on your feet." To remain alert, airport security should be able to use their intelligence -- blue baby alligators carried by four year olds should be X-rayed only once. But perhaps I am out of touch with the threat posed by these plush toys.

3. Yes, people are much bigger on this side of the Pacific. I feel downright slim. (Is weight relative?)

More to come soon -

And just as a footnote, the No to the European Constitution looks remarkably like a populist revolt against Europe's rulers, but the revolt spans left and right and has enormous reactionary potential.

Sunday, June 12, 2005

Wired News should hire some real editors

In a piece that I was considering for this blog, Wired News reports on a group that is creating a pro-Evolution website. But the poorly written notice does a disservice to that cause, by turning off anyone who might otherwise be interested in such news: "National Academies has unveiled a new section of its website" [...] "the National Academies has long supported the position" - As if you have to trade grammar for science. Well, all I'm saying is: Wired News should hire some real editors who know about verbs, nouns, numbers, and basic grammar.

Europe's oldest civilisation

An extensive network of monuments discovered by archeologists indicates that Europe's oldest civilisation turns out to be 7000 years old - i.e. predating Stonehenge and the Pyramids by two millennia.