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Friday, July 29, 2005

The Democratic Party; Born to Lose?

From Tiny Revolution The Democratic Party as "The Washington Generals". The Harlem Globetrotters would whip their asses -- it was ceremonial. Do we have a ceremonial democracy? Just wondering...I don't think it's over yet...I dislike apocalyptic pronouncements. Maybe the Democrats deserve to lose, but democracy?

Cult studs will call me reactionary, radicals will no doubt call me a liberal.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

To cult studs, I'm a reactionary,

but I don't care. Read the article in The Common Review and decide for yourselves.

I think that cultural studies of the American brand is profoundly anti-intellectual and a-historical while promoting at the same time a new brand of academic/professional virtue "I don't criticize what's popular, unlike Theodor Adorno" seems to have been their mantra. In this piece, I compare Andrew Ross's take on the New Age and Theodor Adorno's critique of superstition, modernity and Enlightenment.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

I can't stop myself

from linking to this Scoop! about Zizek's wedding, and the comments are as brilliant as the post and pictures. I know this is old news to some of you, but I am a little slow.

Zizek's Wedding, cont'd.

I am going to go for the tabloid moment and continue in the same vein as the last post. Thanks to Jost who directs us to Idiocentrism, where Modeste Mussorgsky's and Slavoj Zizek's uncanny resemblance is noted alongside another ravishing pic of bride and groom.



Sunday, July 24, 2005

Get a load of "Body Studies" !


Body Studies is the big new thing at Birbeck College's new Humanities Institute, but we would like to remark that this institution's most eminent recent hire, Slavoj Zizek has recently gotten married to a former underwear model in Argentina. Mazel Tov!!!

This wedding picture is soooo 80s. I'm loving it! The black T-shirt and the white suit - very Miami Vice. And the bride is very, well, Princess Bride!

This image helped me grasp the full significance of the "The Bodies Studies" featured by the Birkbeck Institute for the Humanities. Body Studies not outdated and tired, it's RETRO! Birkbeck is reviving the 80s theory star charisma theory thing and asking those same pseudo-profound questions I myself posed during many a very late night out, sprawled on some dingy pouf at some club or other, after one too many blankety blanks (I'm a mother now so I'm trying to keep this blog PG) : "Are we our bodies or are our bodies merely our tools?" I'm tripping on this whole CONCEPT -- let's get back to that strange moment of delightful insouciance and total irrelevance when we believed that theory could be popular and that the popular was theory and history was like some freaky place that in the words of eighties theory, always needed to be "revisited."

And here I thought body studies could not be considered a respectable academic field, since it has absolutely no intellectual parameters or structures to speak of - distinguished as it is by a neglect of the concept of modernity or even the most basic notion of the unconscious. I thought "body studies" lacked both a sense of history and any political significance - because of its superficial reading of Foucault and its studied ignorance of any notion of the commodity (they'll talk a blue streak about the human genome, but nary a peep about the gadget, or the body politic)... BUT now I'm realizing that Birkbeck may just be part of a Dickensian nightmare , where I am forced to relive over and over again all my bodies past and present and future - while cringing through every theory and fashion mistake ever made in the 80s!!!

Friday, July 22, 2005

You have to thank Ashcroft

for appointing a serious special prosecutor to investigate the leaking of Valerie Wilson's/Plame's name to the press. BREAKING: Bloomberg Reporting That Rove, Libby May Be Subject To Perjury Charges.

There are days when I am really proud to be an American and this is one of them. I am so glad not to be living in China, where a rich entrepreneur can run you over in his Toyota Sedan and then send his thugs to beat you up for complaining or asking for help while the Public Security Agents, a.k.a. "police" stand back and watch.

I know the two abuses of power are not on the same scale, but we have far less reason to be cynical in the US, and far more reason to demand and fight for justice than the Chinese peasants who are risking much more and doing the same under dire circumstances.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

tasty bite-sized portions of Peking Duck

I've just discovered this fascinating blog called The Peking Duck covering China issues. I'm jonesing for the Asian perspective and I don't mean the Asian-American p.o.v. either.

But according to Reuters Chen Yonglin was granted permanent residence in Australia on July 8 -- I was too busy travelling to catch up with him, and now Chen has testified before a US Congressional Committee that there are members of China's diplomatic corps whose sole job is to persecute Falun Gong. Those Falun guys are nuts -- they think stretching your arms above your head for hours at a time can make you immortal, but the lengths to which the CCP will go to stamp them out makes of this a vivid illustration of the Dialectic of Enlightenment (once again) -- the cult is superstitious and backward, but the means by which the Enlighteners want to stamp it out are violently authoritarian.

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

hot sauce, history

It's precisely 30 years since Marcuse announced, right here at UC Irvine in April 1975, that the anti-authoritarian Left had yielded to authoritarian group personality. Today, by way of illustrating the reactionary tendency of late capitalism, the San Francisco Chronicle reports that Huey Newton's widow resurrects the Black Panthers' memory with her 'Burn Baby Burn' barbecue sauce. That phrase, of course, recalls the Watts riots of 1965 - or it would, were it not for the return of history as marketing... What's more, "the nonprofit Huey P. Newton Foundation is rolling out the hot sauce and its Spirit of '66 clothing line in advance of events commemorating the Panthers' 40th anniversary in October 2006" - because the hip-hop market will buy it!

a little bit of justice in China

Another angry protest in China demands a little bit of justice for those who don't have the means to bribe their way out of trouble....

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

ten reasons to like Karl Rove

Read David Corn on the shit mist the Republicans are spreading to give Karl Rove cover so that he can continue to be Karl Rove.

But now I want to give us ten reasons to like Karl Rove:

1. He's BAAAAAD.

2. He's very BAAAAAD.

3. He's not afraid of being BAAAAAD.

4. He's cheerful when he's being BAAAAD.

5. He is a man who gets kudos for being BAAAAD.

6. He's BAAAD and he gets away with it. Liberals and ghetto kids would be doing time if they tried to be that bad, but Rove gets a job in the White House.

7. He eats a lot.

8. He is not afraid of getting his hands dirty.

9. He reveals to me the real possibilities of being just so low down bad -- for a Christian cause, proving Nietzsche's critique of Christianity and its fake attempts at being good when it's worshipping pure naked power and money, that I don't even feel as if I don't have anything more to say about this.

10. It's obvious that hbe does not work out and does not give a shit about how BAAAD he looks. I like him because he's ugly and he doesn't have a problem with that.

email back, Leo art critic



Leo at the Palais de Tokyo , where we saw the latest extravaganza curated by Nicolas Bourriaud and company: "Translation" features the "prestigious" contemporary art collection of Greek magnate Dakis Joannou. Bourriaud's famous credo of "accessibile" art seems to mean making exhibition spaces "accessible" to the promotion of private collections.

It's a fantastically visual show -- full impact, which I like as well -- BUT maybe I'm just being naive and entirely retardataire, but when I was growing up and dinosaurs walked the earth, men were employed for life and hip women wore velveteen, the curatorial function demanded more "attentiveness" than just delivering gallery space to enhance, promote and increase the value of private collections.

God, but the times they have 'a-changed.

Monday, July 18, 2005

In California, for the foreseeable future

With unpacked bags strewn around the house and an "airport" connection all our own, I feel like the Odysseean voyages are over and we're finally home in our version of middle class heaven -- Ithaca almost on the Pacifica, an apartment with two full baths and a ratty garden. California is beautiful and the air on the coast smells so much better than the air in Brooklyn or Paris for that matter -- eucalyptus spiked with bit of the occasional night blooming jasmine, a hint of the Pacific. We were the subjects of Walentas' billion dollar real estate empire in DUMBO (down under the Manhattan Brooklyn Bridge). I remember when the York Street subway station was so dangerous that in order to get to my friend's studio, I had to call him from the public phone on the platform so that he could come down from the loft where he worked to watch me walk down the street in safety.

This is of course, no longer the case. Laptop toting commuters, mule wearing creative types and the entourage that keeps their lives working mill in and out of the F train station. But the long corridor still makes you feel as if you've walked through 100 feet of dirt to get out to the sunlight and the sound of dumptrucks, pouring concrete for more expensive digs outfitted with Restoration hardware fixtures.

Paris was overrun by tourists during the day and no future suburban kids at night, toting bottles of Coca Cola yelling menacingly about their latest escapades with girls. The RER or suburban train was not air conditioned. In the badly ventilated cars, an air of quiet desperation settled on the commuters: the African immigrants were on the move to their inner city jobs from the outer ring suburbs. In Taiwan, because of the subtropical heat, even the subway stations are air conditioned. Public transport is not an insult to the working classes. It is a triumph of modernization. Wireless connections abound in the spanking clean stations.

The London subway bombing produced an immediate effect the following day, military checkpoints sprouted along the Seine, but American and Italian tourists took the river boat tours anyway.

I saw an American woman in the metro who seemed to be suffering from bloating of the face and hands. Then I realized that she was just chubby -- I hadn't seen such corpulence in many months. But before I indulge in fattism, my own family could not help but comment upon my weight gain and displayed that uniquely form of American health consciousness which makes of thinness a state of virtue and purity lost to those of us whose Rabelaisian appetites condemn us not only to credit card debt iniquity, but a state of moral slackness that "helpful advice" is meant to address. "We are only concerned about you," they pipe up when and if challenged.

Back in the land of business philistinism, what my husband and I do blurs with the activities of the mentally ill and delusional -- we talk about things "no one understands." And yet, in front of family, we have never talked about our "work." Where is the money in our work, is the question on their minds. Despite the bad customer service and the disastrous state of affairs of the French University system, there is a recognizablle place for those of us who do research that is not profit directed in the Old World. Lest one think that anti-intellectualism has completely triumphed in the US, however, UC Irvine seems to be a real haven, a small utopia in Orange County. At least this was my thinking from the sparkling neighborhood pool as Leo dove in and out of my fat arms, entering the crisp blue water.

Sunday, July 17, 2005

American Leftist on Karl Rove

American Leftist may not be the most recent posting about the Rove affair, but it is the most interestingly narrated.

I had a fight about this with my significant other and it turns out that he was right about the fact that it is in fact not clear that Rove broke a law, but what is increasingly clear is that he lied, especially in terms of what he said or didn't to Matthew Cooper of Time magazine.

Yesterday and the day before, we were pessimistically shaking our heads about Rove's having to suffer the consequences of his mendacity, but today is a different day.

Friday, July 08, 2005

2006 World Cup Soccer Will Go On!

Terrorism makes us more stupid, more self-righteous, and more apt to mouth empty cliches. That's my first reaction to this article in Le Monde about yesterday's attacks on London. Its headline -- "The World Will Not Surrender!" and its lead into proof of our united front against terrorism and the terrorists is Otto Schilly, Germany's Minister of Interior declaring that "We will not allow terrorists to dictate whether or not a major sporting event will take place," referring to the 2006 World Cup to be held in Germany next summer.

LoveByte

Singapore's government sponsored matchmaking service is called LoveByte. It seems that Singaporeans are experience the near negative population growth of other industrialized countries. But given its ruling party's love story with eugenics and top down control of everything, the Singaporean libido has become a matter of government concern and so you single Singaporeans can hand it over to LoveBytes, the online dating serve provided by Singapore's highly concerned government.

But Singapore's sex problems don't end happily with marriage after dating. It seems that Singaporeans are also not having enough sex. And so sex counseling has become the island nation's new growth industry.

Je t'expliquerai chez McDo

Granted, we take the kids to McDo here in Paris because of the Happy Meals (which contain age-appropriate gadgets), and not because of its daring advertising - but these ads, which are being blogged about quite a bit today, really capture the parental culture: the Scottish restaurant as a refuge for the nucular family in a town where most restaurants are not child-friendly...

Saturday, July 02, 2005

Worldwide Updates: Chinese defectors and French dinosaurs

As this blog is purely idiosyncratic, or what some have called "unfocussed," I can only continue in that manner -- that is as the Millerians would say with a properly serious mystifying Euroface -- insist upon my DESIRE by continuing to blog about the pressing and peripatetic issues on my mind. We are in Paris and have not had consistent internet access until now. Paris has been hot and is very expensive, but most of all it has the air of the Reagan eighties -- roving bands of discontented youth, graffiti, shantytowns, a dizzying array of homeless people, psychotics and alcoholics wandering the streets and soaring real estate prices. I'm only slightly exaggerating.

This Taiwanese commentator offers a solution for Chen Yonglin's stalled request for asylum in Australia.

The other things I have to say about Paris have to do with the deplorable and increasing irrelevance of those who call themselves Lacanians. I will come out here to say that I am engaged in an analysis here, conducted when I am not on site by email, but that spurs me all the more to make absolutely clear that something is truly awry in these groups of erstwhile radicals talking about "liberating the subject" from the "Other," the dizzying array of identity choices under late capitalism, and yes the ever present, the ofted cited Antigone. Just because Lacan commented on it, the Millerians and post-Millerians feel as if they have to cite it sans fin! In fact, I think that psychoanalysis may be dead, but that rest assured the symptom is alive and kicking.

Now how do I reconcile my interest in the Lacanian movement with my other intellectual investments these days? Let us say that my passion for Lacan's teachings was once intellectual, has emerged as historical, flirted with the anthropolgical and is now firmly PALEONTOLOGICAL. For yes, you heard it here first, the dinosaurs do walk the earth, in Paris' Latin Quarter no less.

To be continued....