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Friday, July 22, 2005

You have to thank Ashcroft

for appointing a serious special prosecutor to investigate the leaking of Valerie Wilson's/Plame's name to the press. BREAKING: Bloomberg Reporting That Rove, Libby May Be Subject To Perjury Charges.

There are days when I am really proud to be an American and this is one of them. I am so glad not to be living in China, where a rich entrepreneur can run you over in his Toyota Sedan and then send his thugs to beat you up for complaining or asking for help while the Public Security Agents, a.k.a. "police" stand back and watch.

I know the two abuses of power are not on the same scale, but we have far less reason to be cynical in the US, and far more reason to demand and fight for justice than the Chinese peasants who are risking much more and doing the same under dire circumstances.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

tasty bite-sized portions of Peking Duck

I've just discovered this fascinating blog called The Peking Duck covering China issues. I'm jonesing for the Asian perspective and I don't mean the Asian-American p.o.v. either.

But according to Reuters Chen Yonglin was granted permanent residence in Australia on July 8 -- I was too busy travelling to catch up with him, and now Chen has testified before a US Congressional Committee that there are members of China's diplomatic corps whose sole job is to persecute Falun Gong. Those Falun guys are nuts -- they think stretching your arms above your head for hours at a time can make you immortal, but the lengths to which the CCP will go to stamp them out makes of this a vivid illustration of the Dialectic of Enlightenment (once again) -- the cult is superstitious and backward, but the means by which the Enlighteners want to stamp it out are violently authoritarian.

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

hot sauce, history

It's precisely 30 years since Marcuse announced, right here at UC Irvine in April 1975, that the anti-authoritarian Left had yielded to authoritarian group personality. Today, by way of illustrating the reactionary tendency of late capitalism, the San Francisco Chronicle reports that Huey Newton's widow resurrects the Black Panthers' memory with her 'Burn Baby Burn' barbecue sauce. That phrase, of course, recalls the Watts riots of 1965 - or it would, were it not for the return of history as marketing... What's more, "the nonprofit Huey P. Newton Foundation is rolling out the hot sauce and its Spirit of '66 clothing line in advance of events commemorating the Panthers' 40th anniversary in October 2006" - because the hip-hop market will buy it!

a little bit of justice in China

Another angry protest in China demands a little bit of justice for those who don't have the means to bribe their way out of trouble....

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

ten reasons to like Karl Rove

Read David Corn on the shit mist the Republicans are spreading to give Karl Rove cover so that he can continue to be Karl Rove.

But now I want to give us ten reasons to like Karl Rove:

1. He's BAAAAAD.

2. He's very BAAAAAD.

3. He's not afraid of being BAAAAAD.

4. He's cheerful when he's being BAAAAD.

5. He is a man who gets kudos for being BAAAAD.

6. He's BAAAD and he gets away with it. Liberals and ghetto kids would be doing time if they tried to be that bad, but Rove gets a job in the White House.

7. He eats a lot.

8. He is not afraid of getting his hands dirty.

9. He reveals to me the real possibilities of being just so low down bad -- for a Christian cause, proving Nietzsche's critique of Christianity and its fake attempts at being good when it's worshipping pure naked power and money, that I don't even feel as if I don't have anything more to say about this.

10. It's obvious that hbe does not work out and does not give a shit about how BAAAD he looks. I like him because he's ugly and he doesn't have a problem with that.

email back, Leo art critic



Leo at the Palais de Tokyo , where we saw the latest extravaganza curated by Nicolas Bourriaud and company: "Translation" features the "prestigious" contemporary art collection of Greek magnate Dakis Joannou. Bourriaud's famous credo of "accessibile" art seems to mean making exhibition spaces "accessible" to the promotion of private collections.

It's a fantastically visual show -- full impact, which I like as well -- BUT maybe I'm just being naive and entirely retardataire, but when I was growing up and dinosaurs walked the earth, men were employed for life and hip women wore velveteen, the curatorial function demanded more "attentiveness" than just delivering gallery space to enhance, promote and increase the value of private collections.

God, but the times they have 'a-changed.

Monday, July 18, 2005

In California, for the foreseeable future

With unpacked bags strewn around the house and an "airport" connection all our own, I feel like the Odysseean voyages are over and we're finally home in our version of middle class heaven -- Ithaca almost on the Pacifica, an apartment with two full baths and a ratty garden. California is beautiful and the air on the coast smells so much better than the air in Brooklyn or Paris for that matter -- eucalyptus spiked with bit of the occasional night blooming jasmine, a hint of the Pacific. We were the subjects of Walentas' billion dollar real estate empire in DUMBO (down under the Manhattan Brooklyn Bridge). I remember when the York Street subway station was so dangerous that in order to get to my friend's studio, I had to call him from the public phone on the platform so that he could come down from the loft where he worked to watch me walk down the street in safety.

This is of course, no longer the case. Laptop toting commuters, mule wearing creative types and the entourage that keeps their lives working mill in and out of the F train station. But the long corridor still makes you feel as if you've walked through 100 feet of dirt to get out to the sunlight and the sound of dumptrucks, pouring concrete for more expensive digs outfitted with Restoration hardware fixtures.

Paris was overrun by tourists during the day and no future suburban kids at night, toting bottles of Coca Cola yelling menacingly about their latest escapades with girls. The RER or suburban train was not air conditioned. In the badly ventilated cars, an air of quiet desperation settled on the commuters: the African immigrants were on the move to their inner city jobs from the outer ring suburbs. In Taiwan, because of the subtropical heat, even the subway stations are air conditioned. Public transport is not an insult to the working classes. It is a triumph of modernization. Wireless connections abound in the spanking clean stations.

The London subway bombing produced an immediate effect the following day, military checkpoints sprouted along the Seine, but American and Italian tourists took the river boat tours anyway.

I saw an American woman in the metro who seemed to be suffering from bloating of the face and hands. Then I realized that she was just chubby -- I hadn't seen such corpulence in many months. But before I indulge in fattism, my own family could not help but comment upon my weight gain and displayed that uniquely form of American health consciousness which makes of thinness a state of virtue and purity lost to those of us whose Rabelaisian appetites condemn us not only to credit card debt iniquity, but a state of moral slackness that "helpful advice" is meant to address. "We are only concerned about you," they pipe up when and if challenged.

Back in the land of business philistinism, what my husband and I do blurs with the activities of the mentally ill and delusional -- we talk about things "no one understands." And yet, in front of family, we have never talked about our "work." Where is the money in our work, is the question on their minds. Despite the bad customer service and the disastrous state of affairs of the French University system, there is a recognizablle place for those of us who do research that is not profit directed in the Old World. Lest one think that anti-intellectualism has completely triumphed in the US, however, UC Irvine seems to be a real haven, a small utopia in Orange County. At least this was my thinking from the sparkling neighborhood pool as Leo dove in and out of my fat arms, entering the crisp blue water.

Sunday, July 17, 2005

American Leftist on Karl Rove

American Leftist may not be the most recent posting about the Rove affair, but it is the most interestingly narrated.

I had a fight about this with my significant other and it turns out that he was right about the fact that it is in fact not clear that Rove broke a law, but what is increasingly clear is that he lied, especially in terms of what he said or didn't to Matthew Cooper of Time magazine.

Yesterday and the day before, we were pessimistically shaking our heads about Rove's having to suffer the consequences of his mendacity, but today is a different day.