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Sunday, May 14, 2006

Survivaball!

Halliburton has come up with a one person gated community in case of environmental disaster: the Survivaball. Survivaballs allow managers to continue to maximize profits during floods, hurricanes, droughts, tornadoes and other disasters caused by global warming.

3 Comments:

Anonymous said...

that's got the yes men fingerprints all over it!

5:36 PM  
catherine liu said...

You got that right, but they did manage to infiltrate a catastrophic loss convention as Halliburton representatives

9:29 PM  
Anonymous said...

That figures . . . someone would have to come up with a powerbroker's dream of continuity. Probably ought to call it the 'Tunnelvisionball,' since it keeps profits in sight while blocking views of the economic desperation of those directly affected by environmental disasters.

6:25 AM  

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