My own Iraq policy:
after much hair pulling and consultation with the experts, I favor withdrawal of US troops from Iraq. My own policy consultants tell me that US troops are third wheels in a full scale civil war.
Even though my policy statement is clear, I feel that since we bear the burden of responsibility for getting the Iraqi civilians into this mess, everyone who voted Republican in the last two elections will be taxed an additional 10% of his/her income, the proceeds of which will go into a Rebuild Iraq Trust to be used after the dust settles AND an alternative energy research fund (proceeds to be divided 50-50) to be managed by 1) Juan Cole and 2) Al Gore respectively.
Anyone who comes up with a better plan than this one can send it to me and I will choose the best plan. Winner will receive a free Iphone, runners up a ten pack of Orbit Bubblemint Gum.
See ?? I can come up with convincing new Iraq strategies as well.
Even though my policy statement is clear, I feel that since we bear the burden of responsibility for getting the Iraqi civilians into this mess, everyone who voted Republican in the last two elections will be taxed an additional 10% of his/her income, the proceeds of which will go into a Rebuild Iraq Trust to be used after the dust settles AND an alternative energy research fund (proceeds to be divided 50-50) to be managed by 1) Juan Cole and 2) Al Gore respectively.
Anyone who comes up with a better plan than this one can send it to me and I will choose the best plan. Winner will receive a free Iphone, runners up a ten pack of Orbit Bubblemint Gum.
See ?? I can come up with convincing new Iraq strategies as well.
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