The
Chronicle has a remarkably candid article on the state of the academic job market. The advice of its pseudonymous author -- don't get a Ph.D. in the humanities. The overstocked academic fish tank keeps everyone scared and running or at least swimming quickly, trying out new balletic moves so as not be abandoned to death by student loan asphyxiation. But I teach graduate students and I am not supposed to endorse this kind of negativity and pessimism! So chin up!
I blame the boomers for this state of affairs. The New York Times published a ridiculous piece this Sunday I am not going even to link to because it is so bad. It makes the case that Obama vs. Hilary might be Gen X vs. Boomers and then goes on to dismiss this categorization as "branding."
In the spirit of branding though, I would just like to say that Boomers in academia like the rest of Boomers feel a messianic anti-historical power to their thinking that disdains American history above all and believes in nothing but the power of their own experiences and their own thoughts to redeem the alleged mediocrity of the times. Zizek is a perfect Boomer theorist. Even though he is not an American, he manifests a radical a-historicism that American theoryheads love.
Boomers have been known to say things like this, "Psychoanalysis should not be taught in the university." "Rock and Roll saved our lives." "Lacan was the most important thinker of the twentieth century."
You can't argue with Boomers because they are so numerous, they are always right. And they never notice that the times have changed and that they are not the Messiah they are part of the problem....Successful academic boomers are almost always divas, and have not reproduced. They have contempt for family life, as they believe in their own radical mobility, geographical and social. You can be a boomer academic and be younger than boomers -- you just have to believe that that you are terribly important and that you are on the side of the good in the culture wars (either right or left).
I should have probably published this under a pseudonym, but then again, boomers don't read my blog and I have tenure, so what am I afraid of? Boomers!!!